She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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