She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
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announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
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So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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