Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
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He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
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Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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