Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
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I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
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And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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