No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
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