tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
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Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
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I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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