I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
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this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
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As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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