Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
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she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
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Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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