hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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