I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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