ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
honey bunches of taint.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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