that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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