HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
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I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
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Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
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