i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
this must be what syphilis tastes like
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
Randomize
