as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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