it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
This is not my ceiling
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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