Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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