Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
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I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
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She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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