Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
I'm always down for nudity.
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