What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
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I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
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Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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