Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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