Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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