I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
you inspire me to be a worse person
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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