well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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