He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Randomize
