I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
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