If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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