Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
Enjoy the penises
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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