The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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