I feel like abortions should bother me more
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
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Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
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The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
Stupid Covid-19
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