11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Randomize
