i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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