There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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