omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
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