i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
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Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
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My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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