We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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