I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
These Attractive Criminals Got Modeling Contracts After Getting Arrested
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
This Girl’s Unbelievable Catfish Story Will Make You Rethink Online Dating
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?