party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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