she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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