I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
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