So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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