i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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