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• (210): View more from Texas

  spencer pratt says his family invinted chess

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  that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.

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  That baby is bound to be under-loved.

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  I love having hate sex.

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  19 Cringe-worthy Bachelorette Party Texts

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.

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• (415): View more from California

  Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?

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• (361): View more from Texas

  do you know where my other puke covered boot is

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing

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  The 23 Worst Things That Have Happened After a One Night Stand

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• (308): View more from Nebraska

  Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?

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