bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
She even gives head with a lisp.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
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