Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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