Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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