? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Randomize
