Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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