Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
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