Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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