so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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