Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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