Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
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I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
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Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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