My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
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