Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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